A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.

Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.

At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.

Warning

This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:

• Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god
• Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.

Features

• Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)
• High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)
• Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!
• Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves
• One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)
• Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer
• Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little

About Me

Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.

I hope you have some fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.

This title is only activated on the Steam platform. A step-by-step guide has been provided on how to activate this game. Follow these instructions to quickly unlock and enjoy your new adventure. Happy gaming!

Open Steam:

• Launch the Steam client on your computer. If you don’t have it installed, download and install it from Steam's official website.

Log In:

• Sign in to your Steam account. If you don’t have an account, create one by clicking "Create a new account".

Navigate to "Activate a Product on Steam":

• Click on the "Games" menu at the top of the Steam client.
• Select "Activate a Product on Steam".

Enter Your Product Key:

• Follow the prompts and enter the product key you received when prompted.

Complete Activation:

• Follow the remaining instructions to complete the activation. Your game will be added to your library and ready for download.

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Windows:

• OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+)
• Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
• Memory: 2 GB RAM
• Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
• DirectX: Version 11
• Storage: 1 GB available space

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

Windows:

• OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+)
• Processor: 2 GHz Dual Core CPU
• Memory: 2 GB RAM
• Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
• DirectX: Version 11
• Storage: 1 GB available space

* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.